I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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