Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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