I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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