I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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