and next time when you feel me up, do it right
now i know why i became what i already was.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
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