I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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