Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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