Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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