you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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