Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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