Me. At least after what I've been through.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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