Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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