And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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