Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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