I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Randomize
