Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
Randomize
