I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
