Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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