quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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