Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I can text with my tongue
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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