she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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