she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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