Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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