Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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