boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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