Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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