butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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