Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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