There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Hippo gnu deer
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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