i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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