i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
should my penis look like a turkey
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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