i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
