Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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