wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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