it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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