how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
What drink are we having for lunch?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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