so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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