I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
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