I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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