A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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