Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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