pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
