if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Randomize
