forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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