I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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