So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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