Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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