Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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