in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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