it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
